What are women trying to say when the answer to anal sex is “NO”
Everyone has a different reason for having an affair. Some partners feel that they are being emotionally neglected, while other feel that they are being sexually neglected. The latter being the most common cited cause for extra-marital escapades.
This is for the guys out there. While any hole is enjoyable, anal sex is the shit. (no pun intended) Yet, the backdoor is the most difficult to unlock.
What your wife or girlfriiend is really saying when she refuses to have anal sex with you.
Reason 1 - “I’m saving it (my butt hole) for marriage.”
Well face it, she has already given up te vagina, possibly the mouth, there is only one other hole to over your head until she gets the ring.
Reason 2 – “When you take a dick in your ass, so will I.”
She knows that chances are, you are never going to bend over for penis insertion, so what she really trying to tell you is “It’s never going to happen”
Reason 3 – “Why would you want to have anal when we could just have sex?”
She is really trying to tell you that she think you may be gay. If you don’t know what I am talking about, go watch Brokeback Mountain.
Reason 4 – “Anal sex is just plain gross”
The usual response if she didn’t wipe good after her last poo, or, she afraid there is still some left up there that will come out on the head of your dick.
Reason 5 – “I have a headache”
This is the old standby for any hole. What’s she trying to tell you? “You’re not getting any. If you continue to bug me about you aren’t getting any for a long time.
If your are repetitively getting these excuses you may as well give up. If anal sex is that important to you, you may just have to consider having an affair.
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