May 01

No Anal Sex? What Women Are Really Saying

What are women trying to say when the answer to anal sex is “NO”

Everyone has a different reason for having an affair. Some partners feel that they are being emotionally neglected, while other feel that they are being sexually neglected. The latter being the most common cited cause for extra-marital escapades.

This is for the guys out there. While any hole is enjoyable, anal sex is the shit. (no pun intended) Yet, the backdoor is the most difficult to unlock.

What your wife or girlfriiend is really saying when she refuses to have anal sex with you.

Reason 1 - “I’m saving it (my butt hole) for marriage.”
Well face it, she has already given up te vagina, possibly the mouth, there is only one other hole to over your head until she gets the ring.

Reason 2“When you take a dick in your ass, so will I.”
She knows that chances are, you are never going to bend over for penis insertion, so what she really trying to tell you is “It’s never going to happen”

Reason 3“Why would you want to have anal when we could just have sex?”
She is really trying to tell you that she think you may be gay. If you don’t know what I am talking about, go watch Brokeback Mountain.

Reason 4“Anal sex is just plain gross”
The usual response if she didn’t wipe good after her last poo, or, she afraid there is still some left up there that will come out on the head of your dick.

Reason 5“I have a headache”
This is the old standby for any hole. What’s she trying to tell you? “You’re not getting any. If you continue to bug me about you aren’t getting any for a long time.

If your are repetitively getting these excuses you may as well give up. If anal sex is that important to you, you may just have to consider having an affair.

Apr 29

Could An Affair Be Good For A Marriage?

Most people would say that affairs are the beginning of the end for marriages. However, there are those that would  contend that a discreet affair could actually be good for a marriage. How could cheating ever be a good thing? Let’s take a look….

If someone is considering having an affair it is safe to say that the marriage is already in trouble. It is a good indicator that one are both partners and missing something, sexually, mentally or emotionally. According to the author of “The 50 mile rule”, Judith Brandt, an affair can provide a release to some of these frustrations and therefore prevent them from destroying the marriage. It is not unusual for the “cheater” to return to a relationship with a new sense of love and commitment for their spouse.

Mira Kirshenbaum, author of “When Good People Have Affairs” as well as marriage therapist for 30 years, notes that affairs can drive the cheaters to change and possibly save a marriage.  However, she advises, the adulterer should never admit what he/she has done. This certainly does more emotional harm and can push the marraige beyond repair. All the more reason to be discreet.